A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him while his friend just sits and listens.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done. I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him unannounced to our home?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."